Episodes

This week we take a trip to the strange world of Coffin Joe and see how this franchise 40 years in the making concludes. Trigger warnings for absolutely everything. 'Embodiment of Evil' serves as the conclusion to the Coffin Joe trilogy, but it is also the seventh film to feature the character. The plot follows Coffin Joe as he is released from prison after 40 years, only to resume his quest to find the perfect woman to bear his superior child. The film is relentless in its depiction of violenc...

This week, we're diving into the hilariously absurd world of "Death Toilet 3: Doody Calls." Join us as we break down this indie horror-comedy that features demonic toilets, guerrilla filmmaking, and some of the most laughable special effects you'll ever see. From its roots in the Southern California punk rock scene to its surprisingly coherent continuity, there's a lot to unpack. Tune in for a wild ride full of laughs and insights. Trust us, you won’t regret it – or maybe you will, but at least ...

Dinosaurs, Saw, Reality TV, Sunglasses for people with no ears and a Two Girls One Cup parody, this episode has it all. Come check out a world where dinosaurs are brought back to life just to torture people for the rich elite's entertainment. It's Dinosaur Hotel 3! ✍️ Episode References Shark Week [https://www.discovery.com/shark-week] Simply the Best by Tina Turner [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simply_the_Best] Mexican Radio by Wall of Voodoo [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Radio] ...

It's Christmas in July, and we've got special guests! Did you know Christmas With Cookie had a part 3? Well, we had to talk about it. Joining us on the episode is the star of the movie, Alan Maxson, and the director, Shawn Schminke. Also popping in is Head Videovore and editor-in-chief of Lunchmeat VHS, Josh Schafer, to talk all things VHS, including the special limited edition VHS copy of Christmas With Cookie!! You can head over to www.lunchmeatvhs.com and order your copy today!

What do you say I take you home and watch I Love Lucy? In celebration of Shark Week 2024, we found a part 3 shark movie to watch, Shark Attack 3: Megalodon! Discover the behind-the-scenes stories, including John Barrowman's improvised lines and the director's unique background in adult films. From American Hero Chuck Rampart to stories of guys whipping their junk out, this episode has a lot to offer Megalo-who?

If you're a fan of cult classics and bizarre horror comedies, then our latest podcast episode is just what you need. We dive deep into the twisted world of "Basket Case 3," directed by the legendary Frank Henenlotter. This film is a wild ride from start to finish, filled with mutant babies, dark humor, and the kind of practical effects that make you both cringe and laugh out loud. "Basket Case 3" picks up right where its predecessor left off, throwing us back into the chaotic lives of Dwayne an...

Brace yourselves, listeners, as 'Found on Shelf' dives into the bewildering chaos of 'Fred 3: Camp Fred'. In this episode, hosts Patrick and Dustin, joined by Dustin's daughter Lyra, navigate the perplexing landscape of Fred Figglehorn's summer camp misadventures. With a voice that could shatter glass and a plot that defies all logic, this Nickelodeon sequel pushes the boundaries of what can be considered "entertainment". Join us as we dissect the peculiar phenomenon that is Fred, from his YouT...

Summer is just around the corner, time to get the kids ready for camp! This week, Patrick and Dustin are joined by the delightful Cammy as they unpack the chaotic fun of 'Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland.' Dive into the bizarre world where Angela Baker, the notorious camp slasher, returns with her unique brand of camp counseling. From outrageous kills to unexpected rap battles, this episode has it all! 🔑 Episode Keywords Sleepaway Camp, Horror Comedy, Angela Baker, 80s Slasher Films, Camp...

Descend into the peculiar world of 'Josh Kirby: Time Warrior! Part 3 - Trapped in Toy World' with the 'Found on Shelf' crew as they dissect the bizarre fabric of this Moonbeam Entertainment misadventure. In this episode, hosts Patrick and Dustin, along with their freshly resurrected guests Gabe and Casey from the Glass Half Full Moon podcast, navigate the confounding landscape where toys rule and human logic is left at the door. Explore the toy tyranny of Geppetto's creation, a planet where the...

From the shadowy corners of Hollywood's forgotten reels, 'Found on Shelf' uncovers the bewildering world of 'Angel III: The Search for Justice.' Join Patrick, Dustin, and our intrepid guest Chris as they navigate the neon-lit labyrinth of this 80s sequel, where high school honor students moonlight as streetwalkers and the line between justice and vengeance blurs under the harsh glow of the LA skyline. In this episode, we dissect the third chapter of the Angel saga, where Molly 'Angel' Stewart's...

What do the Menendez Brothers, a drug addicted boxer, Captain Power and Prom have in common? Step into the eerie corridors of Hamilton High as 'Found on Shelf' plunges into the spectral chaos of 'Prom Night III: The Last Kiss'. In this episode, hosts Patrick and Dustin unravel the perplexing afterlife of Mary Lou Maloney, who refuses to let death cramp her prom queen style. When the vengeful spirit latches onto "average Joe" Alex Gray, his life spirals into a B-movie bonanza of ghostly seduction...

Does a solar eclipse mean the end of times?!?! Welcome to the world of 'Apocalypse III: Tribulation,' the focus of our latest podcast episode at Found on Shelf. This isn't just any movie discussion; it's a deep dive into the fringes of Christian cinema, where faith meets the apocalyptic in ways you never imagined. Together with our special guest, Specc, we peel back the layers of the apocalypse. Find out how evil VR headsets will control your future and so much more. Is this the end of times.....

Monster Babies on an island sounds like a great concept, right? But what happens when you spend more time in a courtroom than you do on the actual island? Or if someone decides that "hey, monster babies have accelerated growth". We continue our journey into part 3 movies with Larry Cohen's "It's Alive III: Island of the Alive" staring Michael Moriarty and Karen Black. This episode is brought to you by our sponsors at "Better Than Nothing" it may not be the best help, but it's better than nothi...

Unearth the secrets of the video store aisles as 'Found On Shelf' returns for another electrifying episode. This week, hosts Patrick and Dustin dust off the VHS case of 'Ninja III: The Domination', a film that defies all expectations with its supernatural spin on the ninja genre. When an evil ninja's spirit seeks vengeance through the body of an unsuspecting aerobics instructor/phone line technician, chaos and high kicks ensue. Our hosts grapple with the film's wild blend of martial arts, 80s a...

Unravel the threads of time as hosts Patrick and Dustin tackle the enigmatic and perplexing world of direct-to-video sequels in their latest episode. This time, they're discussing the bewildering 'Nemesis 3: Time Lapse' – a film that defies the very fabric of narrative structure. With a plot that zigzags through a maze of flashbacks, recycled footage, and a desert wasteland, our hosts dissect the good, the bad, and the downright nonsensical. This episode is brought to you by Leap Year: "Leap y...

Dive headfirst into the bizarre world of the FP franchise with the latest episode of 'Found On Shelf'. Patrick and Dustin embark on a bewildering journey through the third installment, 'FP 3: Escape from Bako'. This time, the series takes an inexplicable turn, leaving the dance-fight roots for a perplexing sci-fi adventure complete with green screens, time travel, and a battle to prevent a sobriety storm. The co-hosts grapple with the erratic plot, the jarring shift from the original film, and t...

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Step into the video store of the past with 'Found On Shelf' as hosts Patrick and Dustin rewind through a year of cinematic exploration. From uncovering hidden gems to dissecting notorious flops, this year-end special promises a journey through the annals of film history that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining. Tune in and discover why every movie deserves a second chance on the shelf. 🔑 Episode Keywords Found On Shelf, Podcast, Movies, Forgotten Classics, Season Review, Film...

Get ready to deck your halls with Raccoon Penises - Patrick and Dustin are back with another holiday special, this time discussing the weird Christmas "classic" Killer Raccoons Two: Dark Christmas in the Dark. Dustin dives deep into all the details on this direct-to-DVD spoof of Under Siege Two, from the absurd plot involving raccoon-operated space lasers and terrorist train hijackings to the controversial puppetry techniques used to bring the chaotic critters to life. Patrick questions the film...

Meet Robo Saint Nick in the holiday slasher, Christmas Bloody Christmas! When an animatronic Santa decoration goes haywire, he embarks on a brutal killing spree, slaughtering people in creatively gruesome ways. It's a great movie for horror fans looking for some seasonal scares and over-the-top holiday carnage. Check it out if you're looking for something different to get you in the holiday spirit! 🔑 Episode Keywords Christmas Horror, Animatronic Santa, Record Store, Toy Store, Getting Drunk, ...

Happy Krampusnacht! Today we're taking a look at some Krampus movies, we're getting some help from the fine folks at Glass Half Full Moon as we dig through not just one, but THREE Krampus movies. The incoherent mess that is Krampus Unleashed, the Rob Zombie rip-off Krampus the Devil Returns, and the utterly bizarre Sister Krampus 🔑 Episode Keywords Krampus, Krampus Movies, Krampus Mythology, Holiday Horror, Christmas Horror, Low Budget Horror, B Movies, Rotten Tomatoes, Confusing Plo...

Black Roses brings together heavy metal and demonic possession for a wholly unique horror cocktail. Patrick and Dustin have a killer time dissecting this offbeat 80s flick about a band of literal monsters intent on corrupting a small town's youth. Tune in for their hilarious commentary on every outrageous moment, from exploding kids to the local teacher's attempts to beat back demonic teens with a tennis racket 🔑 Episode Keywords Horror, Rock Music, Demonic Possession, Small Town, Youth Corrup...

Welcome back to Rocksgiving, our musical movie month of November. Join Dustin and Patrick for recap of the bonkers 1980 musical fantasy Xanadu. We try to make sense of the kooky plot involving a muse bringing inspiration to frustrated artist Sonny, who dreams of opening a glitzy nightclub. Packed with big stars, flashy musical numbers, and plenty of head-scratching absurdity, Xanadu was a notorious flop that has since become a cult classic. Tune in as we break down the strangeness, from the awkw...

When hosts Dustin and Patrick suggest to their guest Satan that he was involved in the creation of the infamously unwatchable 1989 cult classic "Things," Satan vehemently denies it. Nevertheless, they decide to experience "Things" together. What follows is a descent into hysterical laughter and outright rage as they attempt to analyze the incomprehensible disaster of a film. By the end, any shred of sanity among them is destroyed. But will the true horror of "Things" continue to haunt them forev...