The Skidooch has arrived… and he’s riding a jet ski straight through a luxury cruise ship.
This week, the Found on Shelf crew dives headfirst into Deep Rising—a late-90s fever dream where mercenaries, billionaires, pickpockets, and an extremely hungry sea nightmare all collide in the middle of the ocean. Joined by special guest Cammy, the gang tries (and fails) to stay on track while unpacking CGI tentacles, infinite ammo, questionable life choices, and one of the most unhinged finales ever put to film.
Along the way, we debate whether this is secretly Alien on a boat, pitch a brand-new sitcom starring “The Skidooch,” and ask the important questions—like why the only gun that runs out of bullets is the one that matters.
It’s messy. It’s loud. It’s mid in all the right ways.
Hop on the jet ski. We’re going in.
